SEO's new low

Did you know SEO has an anthem?
Neither did I. And this probably isn't it,
but this song about SEO is painfully the closest
this to it. Don't say I didn't warn ya.



Ya, the few seconds I endured I'd like back too.
Here's the lyrics for those interested...

I built this site for the world to see
Content and Links are found in plenty
Crawl my site everyday and night
Come on spider take a look at me

Bot Bot Bot (Let Me Show You What I Got)

There’s plenty of stuff for you to see
My nav is easy to follow
Just read the sitemap and you’ll see
Come on spider take at me


Bot Bot Bot (Let Me Show You What I Got)

Come and crawl my code oh yeah!
You’ll find my site’s easy to read
No errors found whatsoever
All my pages are validated

Bot Bot Bot (Let Me Show You What I Got)

No traps for you to get stuck
ISAPI paves the way
Text and links are served up rich
Don’t worry about flash there’s none to see

Bot Bot Bot (Let Me Show You What I Got)

So much I want you to read
No link farms or stuffing on me
What you see is what they see
Come on spider take at me

Bot Bot Bot (Let Me Show You What I Got)

Slurp, Googlebot, MSNbot, Webscooter, Teoma

Bot Bot Bot (Let Me Show You What I Got)
(song credit: Richard Chavez)